last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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