He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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