Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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