my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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