I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize