I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
