there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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