I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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