And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
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I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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