he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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