yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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