it hurts more in the daytime
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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