i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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