She announced her abortion via fbk
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
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Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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