So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
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I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
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