party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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