THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I wish there were birth control emojis
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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