I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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