That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
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