can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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