I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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