So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I am naked and annoyed.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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