did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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