Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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