just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
third nipple confirmed
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I think people are normalizing furries
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