my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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