that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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