Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
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But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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