Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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