Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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