The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
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James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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