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I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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