How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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