Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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