I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
