Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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