She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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