: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
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I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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