Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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