just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
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You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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