He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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