She's JV to your varsity
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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