I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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