i think my mom watched the whole time
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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