Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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