I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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