And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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