But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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