Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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