when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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