You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
Randomize