I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I have tasted many bathrooms
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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