She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
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she peed on how many people?
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize