Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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