They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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